So I'm at the office, minding my own business, and a delivery truck pulls in. The guy brings in 2 large boxes and has me sign for them. After he left, I sat down on one of the boxes and started reading through the order sheet to figure out what they are. Finally, in one small corner, I find the words: "Goods Description: Exempt Human Specimens." At which point I promptly jumped up from the box crying, "ew ew ew!"
Working for a doctor is so startling sometimes.